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Would This Bottle Break the Ice On Your Next First Date?

by Andrew Chalk

This is the wine of Jeremih who, I am informed, is a Grammy-award nominated R&B artist with a chart-topping debut single named Birthday Sex. Before he decides to make more wine he might like to know his singing is doing better than his oenology. This doesn't taste much like chardonnay, especially at $35, rather I would expect to see it on the supermarket shelf. It won't win any prizes. For self-immolaters, buy here.

Here is his single for comparison.




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