THERE IS NO AUTHENTIC CHINESE FOOD IN DALLAS -- PAPERCITY

by Andrew Chalk

Dallas Chinese Food -- As viewed by PaperCity

PaperCity informs us that “Dallas has been missing authentic Chinese cuisine for quite some time.” Really! Author Megan Ziots apparently speaks with a straight face. Her editors’ faces may be redder at such an ignorant comment.

If they will give me the PaperCity credit card I will be happy to show them 50 of these supposedly non-existent restaurants.